*RULES: Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense. Tag 3 friends. Please be mature and use you REAL 1st name.*

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Jason needs to diet because he has become too fat. (I'm not that fat -_-)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Hey i have a pic of what jason looks like under the mask from Freddy vs jason if anyone is interested. (O_o)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Jason says: 'Sustainability Bigots — Lies, Damn Lies and Green Statistics.' Err, What? (WTF? )

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Jason wants Symbian Series 60: Heads-up to the devices team (...)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Jason does Dallas. ( )

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Jason hates you. ()

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Jason asks molly to marry him. (I'M TO YOUNG!!!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Jason goes to hell. ( )

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Jason likes to swim in flickr (...WTH is flickr?)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Jason eats cayenne pepper. ()

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Jason wears an ultra feminine hat that i scavanged from the mills college laundry room. (my crossdressing secret is out!!!! XD)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search
A: Jason was arrested for public intoxication and drug possession. (lol)

I tags everyone >:3

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This is my last day online for a week before camp! D: